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A Masterpiece - New York Times


Straight Talk, No Bull - Washington Herald


A work of art - Chicago Tribune


In your face, like it or not - Canoe.ca


A total crock of **** - EZJ - All Damn Day


From the Insider.........


"Timea will now look ahead to Dina and as long as Colette’s loss is for her greater good, I’ll personally make sure her tender crotch is nursed back to recovery. EZJ, eat your heart out."


What did you find down there Geoff??


If it looked like a hot dog, I hope you took off running.


And don't be asking me to pass the Ketchup.   And if it looked like Roast Beef, don't be asking me to pass the bread.


I mean, hey, on the flip side, one or two of those giants could be good looking if they lowered the intake of the Testosterone and tried a neat little trick called being "feminine".  


Call me "crazy", but I am not attracted to a woman that can bench press me over her head and crush my penis between her toes.


But in a free country, ideologically of course, continent rather in Geoff and I's case, it is good that we all can have differing opinions on what constitutes Hot or Not.   


I have nothing personal against these women.   They are probably nice females, with fantastic personalities.


I certainly would never arm wrestle them.   Or take them home to Mom.   Or swing salami swords with them.


It is not to say we couldn't be chums.   They could rip on me as well.   They could say, hey, EZJ, is Gay!   I'm going to bench press him 50 times Today!   Hip, Hip, Hoorah! 


See, I respect their right to free speech without getting pizzy.


It's all good that you really want to be a man.......Inverted girl.


It basically just boils down to one thing..................


I don't like Sausage with my pink sandwich.


To each their own!   


Geoff would like a double pounder with ketchup   :)


To each their own!


See.  I'm a nice guy.   :)


You want to ride the motion in Bloom's Ocean?   No competition here.   I will be playing "8 Ball" with Billiard.



 



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"And if it looked like Roast Beef, don't be asking me to pass the bread."

Jeebus!  Thanks for the sandwich reference, EZJ.  No, really.  Now I have to substitute 50% of my diet until that visual is out of my system! 

But I do worry about the effects of "all damn day" EZJ exposure.  It should be a national concern.  I guess it's reason to be thankful that Daigz does the review columns. 

Seriously, I wish more readers were as soft-spoken as EZJ here.  So far we've got one submission (thanks Jan) for the 1st edition of SQUARED CIRCLE!  Deadline is April 14.  Get on the ball, folks!  And now I can't even say that with a straight face.  Thanks EZJ.



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