Nope, the review for Episode 6 isn't up yet, but Daigz has sent us something of an appetizer. Heres an Insider Special Report highlighting the Mindi OBrien versus Monica Brant match!
Yeah, no kidding. No comment about the INSIDER'S review... which was awesome again. It's all "where's my update outside venues match?????" I should have it up tonight, Nate, when I return from work. Images are all set to go in fact.
That has to be the best Insider that I have seen. I loved the Monica Brant/Mindi O'Brian section mostly. (STOP BASHING MY QUEEN! lol) Great work man and ALL HAIL BRANT!
Daigz's Review of BATTLE CARNIVAL, Episode 7, is finished! Get inside the mind of our Insider and witness the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly that was BC7! Also, some insights into BC8!
Ah.......more fresh love from the Indiser. (what does that mean?)
In dis her
Nope, still don't get it.
In any case, I think Daigz created a new definition out of thin air.
The word "waify". (along with In-diser)
I can't find a single definition of the word on google.
This guy, the Indiser, has the nerve to call my girls "waify models", when it appears no such definition exists!
I did however find the definition of the word "waif".
Observe.
Def 1: A homeless person, especially a forsaken or orphaned child. Def 2: An abandoned young animal. Def 3: Something found and unclaimed, as an object cast up by the sea.
I do not think that Bobbi Billiard, Brandy Dahl, Erin Ellington, Louise Glover, Dana Hamm, Amber Evans, Cori Nadine, or any of my other perfect looking females are:
- Homeless or orphaned - They for damn sure are not an abandoned young animal! (well, no, nevermind) - They have been found and are NOT unclamed, as BGL (Bad Girl Lover) has rescued them from the pits of the assignments list hell.
And, if no one can find me a web definition of the word "waify"........I'm afraid I'm going to take the gigantic task of submitting my definition of the word to the masters of the internet.
The word "waify" will now mean................"BETTER THAN YOUR GIRL".
Come on, didn't anyone think for even a second that I was going to take the easy way out and have the Jamie vs Linda match end up in a double countout? I even teased it during the match.
Come on, didn't anyone think for even a second that I was going to take the easy way out and have the Jamie vs Linda match end up in a double countout? I even teased it during the match.
I was hoping for a dominating thrashing by Linda. The type where Jamie cries at the end, and has to take 5 minutes in front of everyone worshipping Linda's perfecto legs and ass.
Come on, didn't anyone think for even a second that I was going to take the easy way out and have the Jamie vs Linda match end up in a double countout? I even teased it during the match.
I was hoping for a dominating thrashing by Linda. The type where Jamie cries at the end, and has to take 5 minutes in front of everyone worshipping Linda's perfecto legs and ass.
Maybe there will be an angle where Linda gets to become yet another one of BGL's "waify" models.
BTW, Connor, there's no way in hell did I think there would be a double countout. Linda's been around since the FWF. Jamie, well, like I said, I see "how y'all drool over her." THAT'S WHY I'M YOUR INSIDER, DAMNIT.
And actually, I must admit, I stole the word "waify" from Eddie (or is it V-Clown.) That's right. It was when he told me to be objective before I wrote the Standings post BC6. Objective, as in not only being fair to the bodybuilder chicks and the fitness girls but to the "waify models," as well. I liked the term so much, I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT.
But then Nigel enlightened BGL on the urban dictionary (and me, too.) So I guess BGL had to eat crow yet again, just like he did when Linda was "retired."
Sorry, dude. So much to cover. I guess she did deserve more props.
Although maybe you didnt see the following excerpt:
Match is the usual BGL classic and theres a lot of positive feedback in the Forum. The ending is awesome, especially where Brandy gives Amber a piledriver on the ringsteps with Brandys ass positioned in Erins face. Didnt see that one coming. (Neither did Erin.)
Nevertheless, not that I should tip you off. But, youll be impressed with where she is in the STANDINGS when they are unveiled... Hmmm...
Daigz has come through with yet another INDISER REPORT, this time for the spectacular BATTLE CARNIVAL 8. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder why Carrot Tops aren't green. Enjoy!
