Even though my INSIDER column is COMING SOON (a plug, BTW) I thought I'de unleash a couple of ideas for interesting feuds, since I'M THE INSIDER, DAMNIT, and I get paid the big bucks:
1) Brandy Dahl vs lovely Lara Mak (the Boogie Blast vs the Mak Atack)
2) Move Jennifer Chamberlin on to shut the yap of Candice Michelle.
Those are two interesting feuds, Insider. Laura Mak would look nice in the ring, matched up against Brandy Dahl. Not sure about Jennifer Chamberlin's chances with Candice Michelle though. Granted Candice is no Mindi O'Brien, but she has been on a roll!
I'm an INSIDER. If I can get a reaction then I'm doin' my job.
Candice is hot but in real life it bugs me that the whole women's division in WWE has been in a holding pattern, obviously waiting for her to return from an injury that she should have prevented from taking a proper fall. I'm not criticizing Candice here so much and I feel bad she got hurt. But Vince would rather get TV time for Ashley, Candice, Torrie and now Maria for her stupid inevitable Playboy spread for WM, rather than give Mickie James, you know, a REAL wrestler who is also HOT, another run with the title and at least a REAL and BELIEVABLE feud with Beth Phoenix.
As far as the Candice injury, the poor girl has worked extremly hard to get where she's at. Full credit to her for that and my respect for her has increased. But, again, Vince pushes these girls who naturally aren't "real" wrestlers before they're ready to be pushed. Injuries to poor girls like Candice are one of the results.
Speaking of Ashley. Remember what happened to her? I forget when it was but there was a stupid Divas Battle Royal on RAW, I think, and she fractured her leg in multiple places when she went over the top rope. Utterly ridiculous. THAT'S ON VINCENT K McMAHON AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
I could go on (and on) but that's it in a nutshell. As far as the EFW, again, I'm an INSIDER so part of my job is to get reactions.
Dana Hamm vs Louise Glover Amber Evans vs Tamar Li-Calzi Perks Kiana Tom vs Rena Mero (new champ Rena!) Sandee Westgate vs Linda O'Neil (make it good!) Francine Dee vs KT So Tonya Elliott vs Deven Jones (Go Tonya!) Danielle Edwards vs Ahmo Hight Sarah Lyons vs Nikita Esco April Hunter vs Beate Drabing (Sound win by April propels her to the next level)
Hey!! You stick to the criticsm, I'll handle the inspiration, guys!! lol! In fact Ms Drabing might make her comeback on Ep 5. BTW, did you know that recently she's become quite a pal with Tamar LiCazi-Perks? That could be bad news for some people... particularly redheads!
Going back to the "fantastic" Ms. Michelle....aparently she's back in real life to continue her "fantastic" feud with Ms. Phoenix. You know, that oh so believable one. So let me get this straight. She and Maria (can't wait to see her Playboy spread) are the only women who have pinned Ms. Phoenix, but a real AND hot wrestler like Mickie is reduced to a crying blubbering idiot? Can't wait to see Candice win again at Mania (American sarcasm). Should be a "classic?" Just don't try some of the most basic spots in wrestling history again Candice. Wouldn't want you getting hurt again. OUTSIDER OUT!
Mickie keeps the title warm for a returning Candice to come back from an injury she should have prevented by taking a proper fall (like I elaborated earlier,) and now we all know that a returning Candice is SO winning the title from Beth, you know, a real wrestler, at 'Mania.
But, what we also saw on RAW this week was how important the Women's Title really is when the all-but-unbeatable Beth Phoenix has to job for Maria so Maria can 'win' her opportunity for the Playboy spread.
If it's not clear then I'll spell it out for you: Vince values non-wrestlers and their annual Playboy spread around WM time over the WWE Women's Title. Why doesn't he just flush it down the toilette (Cdn. French) live on an episode of RAW?
